Plea to Mueller neighbors for clear sidewalks
by C. Frimire
on June 29th, 2013
My goodness!
When I originally expressed concern that roving, vigilante, shear-wielding pruners might take it upon themselves to hack and cut away other people's plants that encroached on the sidewalk right of way, I was intentionally suggesting what I considered to be the logical extreme - as a means of demonstrating the absurd nature of obsessing over, yet resisting conversing with the owners of, plants that touched us during our runs and walks.
Having touched a nerve, I was accused of being ridiculous, and ad hominem being the favorite rhetorical device of the indignant, it was not long before I was labeled a "troll".
I receded and let the fires burn unabated while the self righteous flamed and spit themselves into a great conflagration.
And now, I read, someone has taken it upon him or herself to break and twist branches, stalks, and any other plant life that dares to touch an innocent passerby. Not after attempts to contact the owners, but as a unilateral step to eradicate the offense.
This is dystopian. And sad.
There is no need to be afraid of your neighbors. Sure some of them might disagree with you, perhaps even passionately, but for goodness sake, whoever has decided to start secretly manhandling other people's plants, please take a step back and recognize that this is a severe over reaction to a problem that could be solved much more easily and might even afford you the opportunity to meet and befriend the people you live around.
Chuck