If you haven't seen anything like this in your mailbox, consider yourself lucky:
If you can't see the image, it's a bill from our wonderful HOA manager Alliance showing a $1000 balance on my account. Nice, huh!
You can get one of these in your mailbox too, and it takes very little effort on your part. All you have to do is cancel your service, turn in the equipment, and pay the remainder of your HOA bill on time every month, and just sit back and watch your overdue balance grow! I don't think you even need to bother with the 40-50 phone calls and emails; you can probably get a bill like this for much less effort than I expended.
You see, we're approaching the 20-month anniversary of ditching the $50/mth Time-Warner cable/internet deal. Cable-free, hooray!
Alas, there's no celebrating this anniversary, as we have yet to witness even the first anniversary of no longer being billed for this service. Boo!
Thus the $1000 balance.
If anyone has any ideas how I can get these SOBs to stop billing me (peacefully), I'd appreciate the advice.
In the meantime, I have a couple of suggestions for how to save the rest of you from this fate. We need to:
1. Fire Alliance. Re-bid the HOA management contract.
2. Fire Time-Warner Cable. Give other companies like AT&T and Grande a chance to bid on this neighborhood exclusive deal.
Seriously, I know there are some of you who like the $50 cable/internet deal. And to you I say congratulations! I just hope you like it forever, because that's how long you're going to be paying for it.
Thank you for listening.
Daniel