Dead birds in the yard
by C. Frimire
on July 21st, 2014
A small, carefully maintained campfire will reduce most activity inside your yard at night. I had this problem a few years ago with coyotes/critters bringing the bodies of small dogs/goats into my yard in Elgin. I built a small fire and maintained it carefully throughout each night for 2 months and had no problems during that time.
Unfortunately, I eventually become so exhausted from lack of sleep that I was forced to seek medical treatment and had to terminate my efforts. The coyote/critters came back pretty quickly after that, along with their vaguely disturbing deposits, but at least for 61 days I was able to live small animal bone free. Of course, eventually I became so frustrated with the situation that I decided to move. That's how I wound up here.
I'm sorry to learn that this problem seems to have followed me to Mueller. While I was in Elgin, a Nicaraguan broma suggested that it was a curse suffered upon me for past sins. I had hoped that wasn't the case.